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Alice Cooper, Iggy Pop and Moby To Star In Vampire Flick
Toby Cook , December 19th, 2008 10:48

Film set to show parallels between vampires and the music biz.

Definitely not Moby

Aging legends Alice Cooper and Iggy Pop are set to star alongside baldy knob-twiddler Moby in Suck, a film which purportedly weaves a gory tale of vampires and the music business.

Talking to Rolling Stone, Moby – who plays Beef Bellows, the lead singer of fictional band Secretaries Of Steak, whose fans pelt them with meat whilst performing – said: “I’m making a specialty of playing douche bags. I could spend the rest of my career perfecting the douche bag.

“I only have 45 words but they are 45 important words. Then I get eaten!”

Suck is written and directed by Rob Stefaniuk, and is due for release in the autumn of next year.

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