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Uncle Agony Aidan Moffat Returns! A Valentine's Day Special
Dear Uncle Agony, I’m in love with the guitarist in my band, and I suspect he has feelings fo...
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Uncle Agony Aidan Moffat: Anonymous Clinic For Awkward Itches
Dear Aidan, I know as a man I am biologically prone to post-coital drowsiness, yet I strive to...
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Uncle Agony Aidan Moffat: May Your Endings Always Be Happy
Dear Aidan, I'm an attractive girl in my mid twenties. Sometimes when I'm suffering from PMT I...
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A Valentine's Day Letters Special From Uncle Agony Aidan Moffat
Dear Aidan, I love my boyfriend for his mind. He's a clever sod, who worked his way up from a ...
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Uncle Agony Aidan Moffat Returns To Mend Your Wounded Hearts & Privates
To have Aidan put you out of your pickle or predicament, just email him at aidan@thequietus.com...
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Uncle Agony Aidan Moffat: Prophylactic For Your Conjugal Woes
Dear Aidan, is it acceptable to shag a 50 yrs old man that you find quite unattractive just be...
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Uncle Agony Aidan Moffat: Back To Fix Your Weeping Sores
Dear Aidan Last weekend I met a beautiful, intelligent, interesting and funny girl who I...
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Uncle Agony Aidan Moffat's First Sex Advice Column For The Quietus
Dear Aidan, I've been with my girlfriend for five years, but recently things haven't been so g...
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