Hello, who are these two gentlemen getting every last drop of nutrition out of a spare rib and exercising a loose grasp of table etiquette? Why, it's Fat White Family, availing themselves of our prize for winning the Jovian Bow Shock Award 2013, some of south east London's finest Chinese cuisine. After hearing their recent call for help from inside the studio - "FAT WHITES ARE RECORDING NEW MATERIAL BUT ARE EXTREMELY FAMISHED AND SKINT... PLEASE CAN SOMEONE BUY US A CHINESE TAKEAWAY ONLINE AND SEND IT OUR WAY" - there was no other choice for how to suitably honour them. Dig in Fat Whites!