"Heaviest Song Ever" By SunnO)))
, January 13th, 2010 06:07
In a spurious and unscientific yet entirely satisfying endeavour, SunnO)))'s 'Hunting And Gathering' was named the heaviest song ever by "absolute maniacal mad man" Jason Ellis.
"I guess there's no accounting for taste!" said Greg Anderson about the dubious award.
We, of course, are in broad agreement but would like to see a proper scientific double blind experiment conducted by the world's top physicists in 2010. When the world's greatest minds in heaviosity gather, we would like them to consider the following songs:
Electric Wizard 'Dopethrone'
Heaviness: like a skip full of bowling balls being pushed off a cliff
Heaviness: like a very, very heavy brass skull
Heaviness: like a very, very big anvil
Butthole Surfers '22 Going On 23'
Heaviness: like the death of the family pet
Mayhem 'Freezing Moon'
Heaviness: like the death of the family
Thorr's Hammer 'Norge'
Heaviness: like a Transit van being sucked into a black hole
Godflesh 'Like Rats'
Heaviness: like the Titanic. Being dropped on your foot
Admiral Angry 'Bug Vomit'
Heaviness: like the deathstar filled with lead
Heaviness: like Mechagodzilla's big computerized balls
Melvins 'Roman Bird Dog'
Heaviness: like a giant metal dinosaur with its own weather system