Coldplay, U2, Beyonce For Glastonbury? | The Quietus

Coldplay, U2, Beyonce For Glastonbury?

Rumour millrace in full flood

Scurrilous pop and celebrity website Holy Moly has today claimed that they’ve got the scoop on who is to headline Glastonbury 2011. The site, which likes to be snide about Peaches Geldof and print pictures of scantily clad famous people while simultaneously hinting that they think that sort of thing is beneath them, claims they’re on the money with their predictions. "How do we know? Secrets. We thrive on them. In fact we actually lost a couple of our best informants simply bringing this news to you," they claim. "They’re not dead though, we just stopped answering their calls." The website reckons that U2 will headline the Friday night, Coldplay the Saturday, while Beyonce will close proceedings on the Sunday. She is no doubt playing after hubby Jay-Z recommended that buttery sweetcorn is wonderful on the gums when your noggin is a soupy mess at 4am.

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