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The Quietus , May 23rd, 2012 07:32

Models requested to fill front row at gig

After a two hour late show in Liverpool, Axl Rose's naff cartoon version of Guns N'Roses continues to rampage around the country like a teenage boy drinking hormones from his very own pituitary gland. The Scottish Daily Record reports that GNR have requested that the front row at their forthcoming Glasgow concert is full of attractive women. The band have requested the ladies from the All Talent Sonia Scott Agency to "wow the band" as they perform, before joining them at an aftershow.

A source told the newspaper, "The girls have... been invited to join Axl and the boys backstage for drinks and they've even asked Sonia if she can arrange a party for the band."

The tabloid stokes the patriotic fervour: "Axl and the rest of the band love girls from Scotland and they want to party in Glasgow. No other band has ever requested models from the agency to party with a rock band before, so this a first. But then again, it is Axl Rose."

Model Layla Ferguson spoke about the dubious honour: "I'm really excited about meeting the band," she said, before going on to make us feel very old. "I don't know much about them really – my mum and dad are more into them – but I’ll listen to their songs before Friday." Another model, Annie, said "I'm a secret rock chick so I'm going to rock out. I'm the envy of all my friends. I can't believe I'm going to meet the band."

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