Bad Santa - Billy Bob Santa
Billy Bob Thornton plays an alcoholic, drug-abusing, "chubby chasing", amyl-sniffing, children-hating, pant-wetting, Tourette's-suffering, violent, self-hating, morally bankrupt thief with a dwarf side-kick. So it comes naturally to the pair to pose as a store Santa and one of his helpers each year while planning to rob a shopping mall. The only trouble is that this year the dysfunctional criminal becomes emotionally attached to a young boy who needs a father figure.

Number of times he wets himself: 2
Types of drug taken: 4
Number of times he says fuck in front of kids: 10