Des'ree – 'Life'
"I don't wanna see a ghost
It's the sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
Watch the evening news"

In a song called 'Life' one might hope for some serious insight into the bigger questions. However one would presume that the preference for some char-grilled bread over a spectral encounter would go without saying. The redoubtable listeners of BBC Radio 2 recently voted this the worst lyric of all time and we have no wish to argue with them.