Gorerotted – 'Can't Fit Her Limbs In The Fridge'
"My doting wife I tried to please her
So I hacked her up and put her in the freezer
I wouldn't let her leave me so she tried to strike out
I hit her with a hammer she was dead with one swift clout
I once used ice to gently tease her
Now it surrounds her in the freezer
Put next to lollies and packets of peas
No room in my fridge 'cause it's full of her (Barcardi) Breezers
I've had to keep her in the freezer"
You shouldn't laugh. And we're not.