Just a quick note to you our readers requesting and requiring the presence of your salacious letters for Uncle Agony Aidan Moffat's next few I'm Your Expert columns.
Read the first instalment of Aidan's column here and then sit back with a brew and scrape the crusty recesses of your filthy minds, the weeping valves of your broken hearts, and unburden yourself of the sad and sordid details therin.
Send your letters to Aidan Moffat via email at this address: aidan@thequietus.com.