Aging legends Alice Cooper and Iggy Pop are set to star alongside baldy knob-twiddler Moby in Suck, a film which purportedly weaves a gory tale of vampires and the music business.
Talking to Rolling Stone, Moby – who plays Beef Bellows, the lead singer of fictional band Secretaries Of Steak, whose fans pelt them with meat whilst performing – said: “I’m making a specialty of playing douche bags. I could spend the rest of my career perfecting the douche bag.
“I only have 45 words but they are 45 important words. Then I get eaten!”
Suck is written and directed by Rob Stefaniuk, and is due for release in the autumn of next year.