At least this press release makes a change from the East London Urchin-type things where they quack on about licking Pete Doherty’s crack-blackened ballbag in Shadwell, but this is perhaps the apogee of drag / US hipster nonsense. In fact, we’re more than a little suspicious it might come from similar hoaxers to those who did that Salem wind-up the other month. Anyway, to promote their latest record ✞ ‡ᴍӎ▲ↄʊᴌ8 ✞, the group Lovedied (or ✞▇ L♥ѵʒﬦɨϵﬦ ▇✞ as they prefer to be called, they sent the press release below. You can listen to their preposterous record here
let me describe lovedied 4 u:
if u can imagine 4 me:
do u remember the beautiful green hills vista that was ur favrit desktop on WINDOWS XP (RIP)? now its not grass, its an infinite crying ocean
n all the icons on ur desktop r crying/
hav u seen the tv show "DAWWSOONS CREEK"?
do u remember how that guy and that girl was in love on the tv show
do u ever imagine how its like when those actrs will get old
n wrinkley
n maybe they wll be lonley
n they will think bak n realise their only tru happyness was fake emotions on a tv screen
and their tru sadness is reality
thats how lovedied sounds n feels
thats how u will feel
if u can feel/
do u ever sit n watch the screensaver of the flying stars
n think about how small u r n lonley/
do u luk at phots of the hapy luvrs n kno that theyre just staged photos of sumthin dat not evn real
not real 4 nebody
n u no dat u dont need teh luv but u still cant sh8ke teh felling dat sumthin missin/
n its not worth crying 2day
bcos "everyday is an occasion for tears"
(seneca tweeted this)
n it happend long ago but now u no 4 sure that luv has died
well, mby not died, mby it never excsisted in the first place
i guess the effect is teh same
- immacul8
✞ ‡ᴍӎ▲ↄʊᴌ8 ✞
✞▇ L♥ѵʒﬦɨϵﬦ ▇✞
