Google Street View vehicles currently criss-crossing the bridleways of Savernake Forest have captured shocking evidence of an arboreal blunder by gothic cowhands Fields Of The Nephilim. The band, recently confirmed to play Guilfest, were attempting to reduce their carbon footprint by using shanks’ pony to reach the site, but appear to have become lost. Nephman Ed O’Brian can be seen vainly attempting to thumb a lift from the Google car.
Breaking: Nephilim Lost En Route To Fest
Photographic evidence emerges