New Half Man Half Biscuit LP Due In May | The Quietus

New Half Man Half Biscuit LP Due In May

A voice from the Wirral is calling out: No-one Cares About Your Creative Hub So Get Your Fuckin’ Hedge Cut

Glad tidings reach us tonight from HalfManHalfBiscuit.uk – the caustic Merseyside overlords HMHB are about to release their 14th LP.

Entitled No-one Cares About Your Creative Hub So Get Your Fuckin’ Hedge Cut, there are few other details other than it should be with us on May 18, it’s probably out via Probe and the track listing looks reliably sound:

• Alehouse Futsal

• Man of Constant Sorrow (With A Garage In Constant Use)

• Knobheads on Quiz Shows

• Bladderwrack Allowance

• Renfield’s Afoot

• Terminus

• The Announcement

• What Made Colombia Famous

• Harsh Times in Umberstone Covert

• Every Time a Bell Rings

• Emergency Locksmith

• Mod Diff V Diff Hard Severe

• Swerving the Checkatrade

This is the band’s first new release since the rarities comp, And Some Fell On Stony Ground which came out on venerable Liverpool indie Probe Plus in 2016.

There will be more news as we have it but in the meantime, read this excellent treatise on the ongoing brilliance of HMHB to whet your appetite.

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