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Quietus Link Of The Day: Joy Division Divorce Attorneys
The Quietus , September 28th, 2010 07:34

'Love Will Tear You Apart' will settle your divorce settlement (well, they would if they were real)

Thanks to Quietus scribe Mof Gimmers for bringing Tuesday's link of the day to our attention on his blog.

We assume that the divorce attorneys working at 'Love Will Tear You Apart' are fictional, but it did get us thinking of some other potential Joy Division businesses, including:

She's Lost Control: Insurance For Female Drivers
Transmission: Media Lawyers
Leaders Of Men: Management Consultancy Company

Any other ideas will be gratefully received...

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