House of Lords (The Young Knives):
Possibly the most famous person to come out of Ashby-de-la-Zouch since Adrian Mole, Thomas "House of Lords," Dartnell -the Young Knives bespectacled bassist-earned his name not only because "he's big an' all" but also because he reportedly vetoes the band's best ideas. Obviously he was out of the room making a cup of tea when they made the decision to rip off the Gang of Four's best ideas.