This week's Tory conference has been a bleak affair, all promises of cutting benefits and tax credits for people on low incomes, ripping up the European Human Rights act, tax cuts, Pinocchio promises on the NHS and that phrase "hard-working people" being repeated so many times the nation's Hare Krishna's must be living in fear of being replaced by lines of gurning blue rinsers waving Union Jacks, dancing through the streets and singing it as a mantra. Even MPs sodding off for a tug with UKIP hasn't been cheering, raising as it does the prospect of the country being dragged further to the right. Praise be to Cassetteboy then, who has done one of his excellent cut and paste jobs on David Cameron, which you can watch above. Yes, Cameron is rapping - "This is the party of the motherfuckers" and “we have the bravery to bring back slavery”.