Akira The Don is a man so maverick that it is said he can put on his trousers, boxer shorts, socks and trainers in one motion that is barely perceptible to the human eye.

He has written a banging pop tune called 'Babydoll' - perhaps in reference to his recent nuptuals - and we thought you'd like to see the exquisitely well choreographed video.

Occasional Quietus writer and suave man of mystery Mr Jeremy Allen can be seen doing a scarily accurate impersonation of a social club comedian doing a routine about taking a holiday in Somalia.