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Jarvis Cocker's Songwriting 101 And The Worst Lyrics Ever . . .
John Doran , October 10th, 2008 18:19

Recently at In The City, Jarvis Cocker proved the main attraction with his lecture on lyrics. Here is our guide how not to write 'em . . . featuring Bob Dylan, Bono, Morrissey and more.

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The Disposable Heroes Of Hiphoprisy - 'Famous And Dandy (Just Like Amos And Andy)'
"My pockets are so empty I can feel my testicles
cause I spent all my money on some plastic African necklaces"

Get your hands off your balls and back on the rhyme dictionary Michael.


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