If the thought of listening to Quietus pilots John and Luke spinning records is the stuff your Christmas dreams are made of, then pay attention: we have two tickets available to the excellent Rocket Records and Noisestar 'Unsilent Night' Christmas party this Saturday (December 18), which will feature live sets from Gnod, Hey Colossus, Thought Forms, One Unique Signal, HAG, Sunday Mourning and Hills have Riffs as well as DJ sets from The Quietus, Teeth Of The Sea and Rocket and Noisestar themselves.

And if you win, you'll also get the LP's of Teeth Of The Sea's Your Mercury and the new offerings from Serpentina Satelite and HAG as well as the new The Hills Have Riffs CD.

If you want to go, just answer the following question:

Which celebrity chef showcased his excellent palette for noise when he (or, more likely, his producers) used tracks from Teeth Of The Sea's Orphaned By The Ocean album for his television show in September last year?

No options; just send your answers to comps@thequietus.com with 'Rocket Party Comp' in the subject field. To read The Quietus Competition Terms & Conditions, click here.