Desperately Seeking Susan

When Roberta (Rosanna Arquette) puts on the jacket that once belonged to Susan (Madonna), she gets to live life as another person. Which is fortunate, because her life is pretty boring and terrible. Well, in the mind of cynical, self-important Hollywood types, their movies are Madonna’s jacket and you’re Roberta. They’re practically doing a public service when they charge you $12 to escape your horrible little lives for 120 minutes. Show some respect!